{"product_id":"go-the-f-k-to-sleep","title":"Go the F**k To Sleep","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFinally, a bedtime book that’s definitely not for bedtime with the kids. \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eGo the F**k to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e is a hilariously honest take on one of parenting’s most universally frustrating experiences: trying to convince a child who absolutely, positively does not want to sleep that it is, in fact, time to sleep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWritten by Adam Mansbach, this irreverent parody pairs the gentle rhythm and sweetness of a traditional bedtime story with the very untraditional inner monologue of an exhausted parent who has officially run out of patience. Profane, affectionate, and painfully relatable, it captures the frustration, absurdity, and humor of those seemingly endless nights when every request for water, another story, or one last cuddle somehow leads to another hour awake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEqual parts inappropriate and relatable, this is a laugh-out-loud gift for new parents, seasoned parents, expecting parents, or anyone who has ever negotiated bedtime with a tiny human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWritten by Adam Mansbach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA hilariously irreverent parody of the traditional bedtime story\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCaptures the very real frustrations of parenting with plenty of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA fun gift for new, expecting, and experienced parents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for baby showers, new-parent gifts, or simply giving a tired parent a much-needed laugh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eContains explicit language\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIntended for adults—not little listeners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy We Love It at Drool \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes parenting is magical…and sometimes you’ve read the same book four times, found the missing stuffed animal, delivered three cups of water, and your child is somehow still wide awake. We love this one for saying the quiet part out loud. It’s wildly inappropriate, ridiculously relatable, and a very funny reminder that even the sweetest parenting moments can occasionally require a sense of humor—and a good swear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WW Norton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52803498901791,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/3932\/7519\/files\/71qKtbosqdL._AC_UF1000_1000_QL80.jpg?v=1787429491","url":"https:\/\/droolandco.com\/products\/go-the-f-k-to-sleep","provider":"Drool and Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}