Finally, a bedtime book that’s definitely not for bedtime with the kids. Go the F**k to Sleep is a hilariously honest take on one of parenting’s most universally frustrating experiences: trying to convince a child who absolutely, positively does not want to sleep that it is, in fact, time to sleep.

Written by Adam Mansbach, this irreverent parody pairs the gentle rhythm and sweetness of a traditional bedtime story with the very untraditional inner monologue of an exhausted parent who has officially run out of patience. Profane, affectionate, and painfully relatable, it captures the frustration, absurdity, and humor of those seemingly endless nights when every request for water, another story, or one last cuddle somehow leads to another hour awake.

Equal parts inappropriate and relatable, this is a laugh-out-loud gift for new parents, seasoned parents, expecting parents, or anyone who has ever negotiated bedtime with a tiny human.

Features

• Written by Adam Mansbach
• A hilariously irreverent parody of the traditional bedtime story
• Captures the very real frustrations of parenting with plenty of humor
• A fun gift for new, expecting, and experienced parents
• Perfect for baby showers, new-parent gifts, or simply giving a tired parent a much-needed laugh
• Contains explicit language
• Intended for adults—not little listeners

Why We Love It at Drool & Co.
Because sometimes parenting is magical…and sometimes you’ve read the same book four times, found the missing stuffed animal, delivered three cups of water, and your child is somehow still wide awake. We love this one for saying the quiet part out loud. It’s wildly inappropriate, ridiculously relatable, and a very funny reminder that even the sweetest parenting moments can occasionally require a sense of humor—and a good swear.